A judge irritated by a lawyer’s behaviour, admonished him,
“You are crossing the limits.”

“Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai,” roared the lawyer.

“How dare you call me saala ? I’ll have you charged for ‘contempt of court’,” said the judge angrily.

“My lord you misunderstood me,” replied the lawyer coolly, “I did not call you saala, all I said was kaun sa law aisa kehta hai…