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Honest Answers to some questions while on Job Interview!!!

Q: Why did you apply for this job?
A: I have applied for many jobs along with this one and it’s just that you called me first.

Q: Why do you want to work for this company?
A: I have to work for some company, whoever gives me a job, I don’t have any specific company in mind.

Q: Why should I hire you?
A: You have to hire some one, you may give me a try.

Q: What would you do if this happened?
A: Well, it depends on my mindset and mood in that situation…

Q: What is your biggest strength?
A: I dare to join any company who pays me well, without thinking about the fate of company.

Q: What is your biggest weakness?
A: Girls…………!!!!

Q: What was your worst mistake and how did you learn from it?
A: Joining my earlier company and I learnt that I need to switch my job to get more money, so I am here today.

Q: What accomplishments in your last position are you most proud of?
A: Had I accomplished any in my last position, why would I need to change my job? I could demand more and stay there.

Q: Describe a challenge that you faced and how did you overcome it?
A: Biggest challenge is answering the question “why are you looking for a change” and I started blabbering irrelevantly to overcome that.

Q: Why did you leave/ are you leaving your last job?
A: For the same reason why you left your previous job.

Q: What do you want from this job?
A: No work and good hikes.

Q: What are your career goals and how do you plan to achieve them?
A: Making more money and for that I keep switching jobs every two years.

Q: What do you know about our company?
A: I knew you will ask me this question. So, I’ve gone through your website.

Q: What salary are you expecting?
A: Well, no one will change his job for the same salary, hence, give me 20% extra than what I am getting right now. I know you will bargain on whatever I ask. So I have already hiked my current salary by 30% before asking you…


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ikshayar   # ikshayar
  Posted 524 days ago. (hide)

very true.. :-P

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rinabach   # rinabach
  Posted 523 days ago. (hide)

Lol, ya it is very true! I tried to be nice to get a job amd got rejected (even though I probably have more intelligence than all of those put together in that stupid fcuk shop – not that I’m really clever, but cos they’re so dumb). So now i’m just going to use this… :-)

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devilsworkshop   # devilsworkshop
  Posted 522 days ago. (hide)

Lol! That was an Exciting read!

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