Of late, I’ve seen numerous love-solicitations (for lack of a better term) on IndianPad. Here’s the latest (received two times via PMs) from user “happy00”:

happybabysent22@yahoo.com
Hello my dear .
How are you getting on today and how was your night .i hope that you are doing very great my dear .am fine too .My name is Happiness i saw your profile at www.indianpad.com and i love it ithink we can click so please i will like you to email me back through my email address thus:(happybabysent22@yahoo.com ). pls i will like you to send me your email address so that i will tell you more about my self and also my picture you to know who i am .hope you understand.thanks.
Awaiting to see your lovely reply soonest.
Happiness.
PLEASE I WILL LIKE YOU TO CONTACT WITH THIS MAIL ADDRESS (happybabysent22@yahoo.com )

And here’s my response to this love-stricken person:

Dear happy00/happybabysent22,

I’m thrilled beyond words at your fantastic offer. In fact, I’m in seventh heaven right now to think that someone finds my humble profile so attractive.

Despite my exhilaration, I must, unfortunately, reject your kind proposal. My mind tells me that it is not fair to take advantage of your foolish attentions since you seem to have sent 13 other copies of the above message (two times to me as well). Besides, it appears that you already have 22 other happy babies to take care of and I am a firm believer in birth control measures – you know, the “Hum Do, Hamarey Do” bit.

So with a heavy heart, I must take your leave but I wish you the very best in your noble mission here on IndianPad.