• I’ll start with the bathroom. There are no unwanted hairs in the bathroom that did not orignate from your body.
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• You are not obliged to share your toothbrush/shampoo/shaving cream/razor with anyone.
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• Only you leave your wet towel on the floor. This is fine for you to do. It’s your bathroom.
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• There’s not an argument everytime you go out to dinner. You pay for yourself.

• (Female) You don’t have to shave your legs if you don’t want to. (Unless you’re on the prowl)
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• (Male) You can leave the toilet seat up.
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• Dinner with your parents isn’t as painful as it could potentially be.
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• You have your blankets all to yourself.
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• You can dance when you go out, you don’t have to sit down next to Mr/Miss I-Don’t-Dance, while all your friends have fun cutting loose (footloose)
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• Things are where you put them. Not where someone else thought it would be better suited.

• Waxing is optional. Not strongly suggested.
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• You don’t not get invited places because the inviter doesn’t want men/women there. It’s a girls/boys night, sorry.
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