Sidhuisms have been covered here before but this is a great link as well. There is also a complete collection of Sidhuism on Wikiquotes”:http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Navjot_Singh_Sidhu.

• That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.
• There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it’s that of an incoming train which will run them over.
• Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
• This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was run out in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados.”Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope.”
• Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter.