Jammy has a hilarious account of how phrases change their meaning after marriage. This should be a warning to all unmarried blokes and a harbinger of things to come for married ones.

Important: We married on 8th Sep 2004.

December 24, 2004:
Jammy: I love you
Rekha: I love your cheeks!

...

September 22, 2006:
Jammy: I love you
Rekha: Will you be dropping the Hutch check today evening? If you don’t pay, I won’t be able to call you to tell what to buy in the evening when you come from office.