OMG, garam you are the best… This creep deserves it!

I agree! This guy does not deserve this girl. He is a joker esp when he starts talking about ‘giving mouth’... Give me his address so that I can go and break his legs.

This guy is a pig! I cant imagine why this gal even married him in the first place. God, I hope she raped him in the divorce settlement…

Garamvideos , is this guy your friend …. where do you find such things dude ..

its a talent

This is insane… Poor lady.. booddu call… lol.. lol.. funniest thing I have ever heard in my whole entire life..

True, this is soo funny! I must have played it a dozen times…

There were couple of things that I found hilarious in this …

• The guy works as an IT Assistant, so when he picks up the phone – he straight away says “Hi , this is Raj … How i can assist you today” ... lol, imagine someone answering your phone like that …
• Ofcourse the BOOTA-Call and Radio Jocky’s expression at that time .. ( this will stick in my mind for a long time )
• The way woman says, “he is acting very american” ... lol , what does that mean ?
• Raj’s expression on knowing about beyonce tickets, “oh my goodness, that is wonderful .. beyonce is my favorite”
• Raj’s expression when his wife says “who the hell is nicky” and he says “hello sir, i dont know whats happening .. there is someone on the line and she sounds like my wife” ...
• I think this is made up, like how the Radio Jocky knew that he bought a new car from some dealership. Moreover, who the hell says in situation like this that “Thats another thing, American women are open for another woman..”

he knew the guy bought a new car from the dealership cuz the wife told him to say that..

This would be funny if it were real. And it’s amazing how “Jasmine” has only lived in the States for three years but has a perfect Guyanese accent.

It is probably fake but her accent is pretty common for people from North and West India. You may not associate the accent with India as most Indians in US are from South India whose accent is very different…

Also, Guyana’s population of 751,223 is diverse: the three largest groups are the Indians or Indo-Guyanese (43.5% in 2002) – source

this is great. how can i download this?

Umm… by clicking on the download button!

yaar , itna bada link nahi dikhai de raha tere ko ?

LMFAOO!!!!!

Ahhhahhahahahaha…...TOO funny man…i think this guy is eally sick and i don’t know why this women married this useless man…WHATEVER great enertainment…

what’s boota call?

obviously made up

@jaggu – Click here – Damn, it is surprising what all can be found at Wikipedia…

dang! 200 votes and counting. I’d say my personal best.

congratulations 200 in 17 days
this post gonna create a riot and its not even in adult category now thats an achievement

HAHAHAHAHAHA...holy crap…I pissed my pants laughing!!!

“25% of the time you are on the periodical anyway….”
“well….100% of the time you are on the STUPID.”

Hahahahaha…oh my god!!!

“you dont use the mouth either….if you got some, you would give some aswell”
“the man does not have to use the mouth.”

TO freaking funny!!!!

“I’m in I.T. support department!!!”

to ipad
push this story to front page as seems to be the most popular post i bet this is going to be the first post that earns 1000 votes

Hilarious…I have listened to this before here…
www.betterloverseminar.com/desi_wife_catches_husband.php

...but it’s always funny, every single time.

Thissssss is soooooooooooooo funny….. American way of love – use the mouth… OMG

(374 Anon votes and only 10 user votes .. 11th is mine. ..I wish I can vote as many times as I want)

OMG...This is a tremendous achievement…A non-adu. Story..Wid such awesum response..

How could i miss dis!..My votes due coz dis fkin mobile duesnt support votin..

Undoubtedly gonna b da best post on i pad..

Suspicious things:
She lived in USA for 3 years with such a good accent.
He lived in USA for 3 years with such a pathetic English and accent.

This guy sounds SOOOOO much like Jerky boys.

Indianpad, We shall do something for mobile votes, i m reading often from devil about not able to vote from mobile.

This is staged. Dont fall for these stupid radio talk shows!!!

1) There’s no way a girl from India is speaking that kind of english after 3 years in US calling talk shows talking about sex life
2) The guy’s accent is made up the way white people perceive Indian accent
3) Everybody who bought this story is stupid

atleast we should appreciate how much they know about us

hahaha .. this is AWESOMEE ..
fucking looser guy ..

hey guys,

This radio talkshow isn’t staged, DJ Super Snake is an actual DJ at Arizona’s Kiss 104.7 FM. I’ve actually listened to him on 106.1 KMEL, and he just got fired recently (funny enough). But if you don’t believe me here is Phoenix’s KISS FM website:

• http://www.kzzp.com/pages/staff.html

So yea…stuff like this happens, and sadly enough people like “Raj” actually exist in the desi community. Also, who says that an Indian woman can’t speak better english than and Indian man?? I’m sure she learned english schooling back in India…

Woooo! 50+ votes in 10 hrs…Garam bhai lagta hai large scale mein publicity ki hai;)

@ HSV – thanks for da concern

this is getting a lot of attention I saw this on blogs today:

• http://www.sepiamutiny.com/sepia/news.php
• http://www.desipundit.com/2006/11/03/a-few-laughs/
• http://retributions.wordpress.com/2006/11/01/funniest-audio-ever/
• http://gauravsabnis.blogspot.com/2006/11/hilarious-stuff.html

anyone wanne bet in how many days this beauty will cross 1000 votes mark
my shot next 7 t0 10 days

10 days i guess…But the headline is dat GARAM bhai stole the show -easily the best post on indianpad..

This is so obviously a setup …

- Woman is originally from the West Indies – Man’s ‘indian’ accent is ridiculous – a stereotypically fake Indian accent (Jerky Boys, Kerpal, F**k guru, etc.) – content is scripted and again, stereotypical (arranged marriage, formal courtship, tea, blah, blah)

It’s definitely a fake. Not the show, but the people….check this out:

http://www.ktu.com/cc-common/podcast/single_podcast.html?podcast=waroftheroses.xml

Now go look at the bottom one, Remesh and Partiti…hilarious, even better than this one (I had to try it twice though, sometimes they don’t fully load the first time). But the booda call, periodicals, using the mouth, lol someone’s having fun with these shows

Not that I mind, it’s fun to listen to them.

One more vote for this to be the #1 story on IndianPad!

news flash garam bhai has the most voted post on ipad

Congo Garam Bhai,,,Spencer Yar ..i think we both got it wrong…it’s conna touch 1000 mark within next 2-3 days

thanks
enjoy part 2

http://www.mrsexist.com/

and
NOMARRIAGE.COM

another compliment to garam!
the post is so popular that people have started spamming, like our rodeo411 out here

Wow, look at this new feature of Story Karma.. and for this story, whoping 3991 at this moment.

just 8 more and this is a milestone

Another milestone:

The best comment on indianpad goes to

Avaksi

-37 votes for a comment wow!
Congrats Avaksi ji for your wonderful and regular contribution to ipad..Keep Goin..

Best Wishes!


(chk da 1st comment of this post)

hmm..it’s only showing 6 votes now, looks like the post crossed 1000 votes and we have a bug in IndianPad.

@garam – We had to change the code to start the votes over from 0 when they went over 1000 as we didn’t have enough space! We will fix the layout so that we have more space for the vote count in the next release.

The real vote count can be seen at the end of this page (23+983) as of now…

garam bhai it seems this is gonne get thousand votes every month

Indianpad need to implement new gadget to show 1000 votes…

I was designing a 1,000 vote container but looking at this post I better increase it to 10,000

how about , at every 1000 votes you get one of these :

1. Silver Star –
2. Flag –
3. Badge –
4. Lighting –
5. Diamonds –
6. Medal –
7. Golden Star –

The user who posted this should also get something like – for every story which gets more than 100 votes you get a star and if you have more than 1000 then you get diamonds :D

seriously doubt it will hit 10k anytime soon

its crossed 1400 votes i think its the story with maximum votes on ipad it should feature again on the front page for a few days

haha man i just cant stop laughing im cursing myself coz the story had been posted for so long and i never came through this

lolz

my god haha
who posted it oh yes garam bhai

what did u post i just cant stop laughing like the RJ who was creating the background effect

Only 10 remaining for 1500 :D

story that keeps on ticking…9 more to go.

1500+
unbelieveable

crap wat is this man

gr8 post

oh god this is so damn funny.. :D
i din’t knew this story existed at ipad until today..i am the last person to see this 1710 votes..wtf?

Tut tut

good one…can any1 tell me wats FOB ??

FOB= fresh off the boat

The male voice you are hearing is that of a professional comedian and voiceover talent who also wrote the bit. He opens frequently for Russell Peters – Dan Nainan, Indian Comedian. You can find out more about him at www.nainan.com.

Sounds staged, the wife talks about the husbands “American ways” even before Raj talks about the messaqe to nikki about teaching him the american ways.

SUPER HILARIOUS>>>>that guys is such an idiot…“american women are open to having other women”...lol wth…i think it is fake though because no one continues to talk like that on radio.

Fake or not….this was funny as hell. Loosen up and laugh a little. The point is that its suppose to be funny and it is.

is this still the most voted non adult story or did another one take over?