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Ok, it’s three days before the biggest experiment ever designed begins, and IndiaTV has got a late brainwave about it’s dangers. It’s apparently going to blow up the Earth, and IndiaTV doesn’t want us to have more than 3 days notice. We are Fucked! (Apparently.)

I don’t know how IndiaTV gets their hands on all kinds of conspiracy/doomsday theories, but man, they do. I wonder how they sleep at night. My friend here had to spend half an hour explaining to his grandparents that the Earth was not going to blow up because of a black hole created in a particle accelerator. There isn’t a physics student in every home in India, sadly, so IndiaTV surely misled many, many Indians, who’ll spend the next three days either in terror, or in fearful wait (or in orgies… hey, last three days!)

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avaksi   # avaksi
  Posted 555 days ago. (hide)

I vote for Orgies… Hey, lets die in each others arms ;)

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sameerasiingh   # sameerasiingh
  Posted 555 days ago. (hide)

Worst TV in this earth, plz next time perform this operation in their Studio.

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kaalkaal   # kaalkaal
  Posted 555 days ago. (hide)

@avaksi….i am with you man on this one…but not WITH YOU...if you know what i mean…maybe with some hot girl :-)

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saadakhtar   # saadakhtar
  Posted 555 days ago. (hide)

@Avaksi: Hope you had a good time. The world didnt end though :-(

Can someone start a petition to request CERN to create a mini Black hole over the studio of IndiaTV?

MORE BLACK HOLES FOR THESE ASSHOLES!

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